Call of Duty: Mobile launches 'Final Snow'

Hundreds of millions of people can now enjoy Call of Duty: Mobile's 11th Season, "Final Snow", which features music I wrote especially for the purposes of pounding other players with virtual snow. This isn't quite the hard-driven action music you'd normally associate with the Call of Duty franchise, but instead a selection of jazzy Christmas classics arranged for easy listening and maximum snow-based carnage.

Thanks to the marvels of modern smartphone technology, you can now watch my own attempts to snowball my opponents into oblivion on YouTube, with the aggressively jaunty sound of my own arrangement of JOLLY OLD SAINT NICHOLAS playing over the top. Warning: there WILL be sleighbells. Or should that be slaybells? (Sorry, I'll get my coat.)